Springfield Sexual Addiction Center: From PERV to PERFECT in as little as 10 days.

By Mad Dog
Published: Nov 14, 2010

Are friends and co-workers always borrowing pens from you — and forgetting to return them? And don’t they always have a good excuse: “I don’t know it was yours.” Well, they’ll know who owns these. The collection of eight pens is called Borrow My Pen. The pens are embossed with the names of uniformly stupid businesses (Dr. Lance Hughes, Proctologyand their equally dumb slogans (Turn your head and cough, 301 South Main. Please use rear entrance). I’m thinking: gift to loved ones trapped in offices.